Hanging Out

            Patients are suspended to dry after an intensive treatment session. Not only does this step allow accumulated fluids to drain, it also gives our qualified staff an opportunity to take observations about the general state of the test subject.

            A few weeks ago this twenty-year-old university student came to us with a diagnosis of female hysteria. For her and others safety she was quickly fitted for restraints and gagged. Because of her otherwise good health, the Hofbrincl institute has offered this patient a choice between traditional and a modern experimental treatment. Old methods suggest only one cure to female hysteria: removal of the clitoris followed by infibulation. However, the Hofbrincl Institute has found that a small portion of patients, especially younger women can be cured by a progressive regime of forcibly induced orgasms. To facilitate treatment and better observation a patient’s pubic hair is kept strictly shaven—no exceptions.

           If agitation persists the institute may apply another unit of treatment and, after a few more orgasms, take detailed notes of any physical changes.