Amber

    This is Amber. I don’t really know what tempted her into the kitchen, but to her lovely poise, I say bravo. She really likes a good bend over the counter. I’m thinking she’s probably escaped from the bedroom to that end, miraculously without clothes! She has even remembered to pick up some chains. Amber spoils me rotten, what else can I say. Oh, she’s giving me that sultry look again. I’ve told her several times not to make faces. Excuse me, I’m going to have to go and correct her manners.